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DFILM REVIEWS BY AXL/EXODUSN Rating: Funny in parts, touching in
others.Rent it now.
NAME:CITY SLICKERS Score:8/10
CERT:15 -------------------------------------
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Billy Crystal and Jack Palance star
in this funny comedy. It all starts NAME:HOT SHOTS
off when Billy Crystals mates decide CERT:15
to go on a cattle drive in the wild
west. The drive is 200 miles long.Any Charlie Sheen stars in this blatant
way the leader of the drive(Jack Pal- rip off of Top gun and a few other
ance) scares the shit out of everyone famous movies thrown in for good mea-
especially Crystal.Anyway the two be- sure.Its a very funny film,but its to
come friendly but before you can say like Top Gun for my liking. Thats all
Amnesia is a cool mag palance dies I can tell ya.
leaving the drive to be led by to dr-
unken cowboys.The cowboys leg it,lea- Rating:Very funny film.Its a pity its
ving the rest of the gang on their like top gun.All in all rent it.
own. Crystal and his two mates lead Score:8/10
the cattle to Colorado. Any way they -------------------------------------
all go home with one of Crystal's -------------------------------------
friends called NORMAN (watch the film
to find out who this is). NAME:DOC HOLLYWOOD
(Anthony Hopkins maybe??? - PoLaRiS!) CERT:15
Michael J Fox stars in this run of the demon). Anyway they think they
the mill comedy. He`s a plastic surg- kill it, but it comes back 30 years
eon in a big us city but he is trans- later and much the same thing hap-
fered to a small country town. Nobody pens.I think there`s a fuck up in the
likes him but soon he meets his woman script, I wont tell ya everything but
and everybody trusts him,well most of is it really the clown they kill in
the time.I`ve seen better,and its not the end, well it certainly doesn't
that funny where it should be funn- look like him.
ier.
Rating:Very good film,great story and
Rating:Ok comedy. If you've got spare tension.Rent it now.
cash rent it, if not get something Score:9/10
else. -------------------------------------
Score:5/10 -------------------------------------
------------------------------------- NAME:HARLEY DAVIDSON AND THE
------------------------------------- MARLBORO MAN
NAME:STEPHEN KINGS IT CERT:15
CERT:15
Mickey Rourke and Don Johnson star in
Well most of S. Kings films are quite this action film. Their old hang out
good and this is no exception. Some is to be demolished unless they can
demented demon kills a young child pay 1 million for a new lease.So Har-
and that kids brother gets a few of ley and Marlboro get a few M8's to-
his M8's to sort out the clown (thats gether and decide to rob a security
van.They rob it only to find out that
instead of money they get Crystal Dr-
eam,a new designer drug.The drug dea-
lers kill Harley and Marlboro's m8's
and Harley and Marlboro try and sell
the drug for the money needed for the
lease. They get the money but the
dealers come back for it.
Rating:Brilliant film. Watch out for
the mega stunt involving a swimming
pool.Rent it now.
Score:10/10
Well guyz thats it, gotta go now and
review BATMAN RETURNS.More reviews in
the next issue of Amnesia. How about
it POLARIS.....AXL/EXODUS.
-- Sure thing Axl, always room for
articles here in Amnesia,especial-
ly cool ones like this. Hmm, can't
wait to read the Batman II review.
PoLaRiS --